Teacher: Can you explain how you got that answer?
- Teacher: Why are you late?
- Student: I'm late?
- Teacher: You just missed an entire period..
- Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
When your teacher says “I’m gonna start calling on random people…”
WHEN THE TEACHER GETS ALL PISSED FOR YOU “PACKING UP ”
- teacher: you will be sorted into grou--
- me: can i work alone
- teacher: today we're watching a movie
- class bursts into applause. one boy screams out his appreciation for the teacher. a few stand up and hug each other. there is a little tear at the corner of your eye.
- teacher: here's your movie worksheet
- the tear drips down your face
my world history class
- learning about Athens
- teacher: So in Athens, girls who were 14 years old got married to men who could be aged anywhere from 28 to 38 years old!
- all the other girls: ewwwwwwwww!
- me: Andrew Garfield, 29; Chris Hemsworth, 29; Tom Hiddleston, 31; Benedict Cumberbatch, 36
- me: TAKE ME TO ATHENS
- teacher: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
- me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past